Lige Turners’ Gal

Lige Turners just as fine a man

As you will ever see.

A guy that gals all rave about

As handsome as can be.

He had his choice of all the girls

Most any hour or day

All Lige need do was look at them

And they would come his way.

He could have married the best of them

The prettiest of the lot

But did he do that, oh gosh, gee, no!

You should see what he got.

A gruesome wench with snaggled teeth

A tongue that gave no rest,

A pair of eyes that looked like sin

And a nose to match the rest.

Why Lige tied up with this old bat

Is one for Ripleys’ Book.

When he could have had the best of them

For just a single look.

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