Ten Commandments of the Lawless One

Excesses 20:1-10

1. I am the mighty God of Polls. I shall be your true mighty one and you shall have no gods before me, for I am a god giving unlimited latitude. For those using their heightened ability of persuasion, all things are possible.

2. Create for yourself no parsimonious image of your own making. You will not succeed by serving any icon that is not based in the reality of My Polls.

3. You shall not take the power of popularity lightly.

4. Remember Election Day and keep it holy.

5. Know from whence thy power cometh.

6. Murder only your perceived opposition with believable deniability or clear mandate.

7. Commit adultery if it be in the public interest or out of public view and without stain.

8. Take that which you desire with gracious aplomb.

9. Say anything, lie, mislead, twist, then destroy or conceal all evidence to the contrary.

10. Covetousness, for you is non-existent for you shall make sure that true ownership is not an option for anyone that could be considered your neighbor.